Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?
White ppl absolutely cannot discipline their kids it’s written in their genetic code
People about the new 3DS be like “Why the fuck is Nintendo making a new one?” but back then it was like
"Here’s three GBAs and two regular Gameboys"
HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
Reblogging this good news…again.
y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious
Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.
Don’t worry guys, Mom and Dad are safe and sound ♥
This is fantastic! It’s like…
Aleks/Seamus: YAY, THEY’RE OKAY!
Jordan/Dan: YAY, WE’RE OKAY!
James: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GONNA SHOVE THIS BAT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR EYEBALLS WILL HAVE SPLINTERS AND THEN I’M GONNA MAKE YOU DO THE HOKEY-COKEY DOWN THE STREET SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY FRIENDS FUCK YOU
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful